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| The iPhone is awsome, but why isn't there a period (".") on the main keyboard?
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| So, we have a this instruction manual. Two of them, actually. We'll call them manual A and manual B. They're very similar, in that manual B contains everything manual A does but a little bit more. I had to modify both manuals and when I went to turn it in for review, my boss went ape shit on me.
He started adding text to the document because he thought that I missed it. He ended up adding a lot of things in. His style of management is to ask questions rather than just say what it is. So, he asked me to look at a few things and see if his additions were correct. I was like, "wow, you son of a bitch, you fucked up my document", but I didn't say anything. Instead, I was wondering how I could miss so many things. Then, I realized that he was looking at manual A and not manual B! I pointed out that all the stuff he added was in manual B. You should have seen the look on his face...he was embarrassed that he wasted 20 minutes of his life.
But, he didn't stop there, he was on a mission to make my life miserable and started pointing out anything and everything he could. Re-word this sentence, add this detail here, and blah. Mind you, I already had other people look at it. And what he ended up giving me looked like a monster from hell. So another 20 minutes, and he hands me this....
WTF is that, man!?!? Don't RIP post it notes and affix them like that, god...is this amateur hour? and WTF man, take your shit out on someone else....
anyway. I got so pissed, i then took the next 1/2 hr to fix those stupid post it note tabs. My boss walks by my cube like every f'in 5 minutes to see what I'm doing. So, I made damn sure that he saw what I was doing...
Now, isn't that better?
Moving on......if you have crappy hand writing, DONT FUCKING WRITE ON A BLACKBOARD! Well, I should say, don't expect people to take notes on that illegible piece of turd you call words. You better be prepared to write that down in Word and pass it on so people can actually read it...And the worst thing you could possibly do, take a picture and send it in an email, he did...
Hey, I don't have the best handwriting either, but atleast I write so people can read it, or I accomodate and type it up in an email...this is just stupid.
OK i'm done now.
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| We have a nice little trash chute/room in our complex. You open the door, open the trap door and put your trash away and it goes down to where the big trash bins are. So simple. Today, I threw away trash and wow, I found shit on the floor! I couldn't tell if it was human shit or dog shit or something else. So, like any caring community member, I wrote an email to our group.
wow,
looks like someone made a mess in the 1st floor trash room. Either two things happened (three if you go extreme):
- Someone was throwing away their dogs stool and dropped it on the floor.
- Someone left their own stool on the floor
- Someone broke in and slept in the trash room and then left their stool in the trash room (extreme)
Anyway, anyone going in will get a fun surprise upon opening the door. I'll be happy to call bridgeport tomorrow.
-Tim
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I wanted to add a #4, which would go "I forgot what #4 was, oh yea, someone left their crap on the floor.
Moral of story? don't leave your crap on the floor.
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| So the next time you run into twins, and you don't want to be retarded and ask them something they've probably answered already, try this one:
You: Which one's older?
Twin #1 - "she is" OR "i am" + by 5 minutes.
You (to the one that is younger): So, are you going to look like her in 5 minutes?
everyone laughs...high five.
Tested only twice, results may vary. Use at your own risk.
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